Round 2: Collywaddles

“Oh wow…I think this it!  The start of the family I’ve always wanted!  I…need to lie down.  Ugh.” “La Shawn, babe, I got that promotion.  Quit that crap fastfood job and go after your dream!” “Oh, Inge, I love you so much!  I’ve always wanted to be a hero in law enforcement!” “Whoa, a promotion and a … Continue reading →

Round 2: Bangkoks

“I like spending time with you, Katarina.  I’ll get to my homework later.  I’m so proud of you for doing so well in school!” “Lena, it’s fun to play with you now that you’re growing up.  And you’re doing great in school, too!  Now that you’re potty trained maybe I can do a little homework, … Continue reading →

Round 2: Archimedes

Dad, can you pay attention to me for one second?  It’s the same as always, you trying to charm some woman when I need you.  My Lifetime Want is to be at the top of the education career and I just lost my job for turning in a dirty teacher! “Dad, can I talk to … Continue reading →

Round 2: Archimedes