Round 4: Collywaddles

“Oh.  My.  God.  I’m so exhausted, and starving, and I’m about to pee myself!  And I’ve done nothing fun since the baby was born.  I’m not sure I can do this.” “I can’t believe I peed myself before I could get to the toilet!  I didn’t have these kinds of bladder control issues when I was carrying … Continue reading →

Round 4: Bangkoks

“I can’t believe this weather!  Two snow days in a row!  Lena, Tobias is working so hard, and I really want to convince him we can take care of ourselves now.  Let’s study really hard so we can both get good jobs when he leaves.” “Okay, Kat.  I’ll even learn how to cook my own … Continue reading →

Round 4: Archimedes

“It’s nice to meet you, Micaela.  My name is Jan.” “Nice to meet you, too.  My daughter Camila and I are just shopping for clothes.  We both felt like a makeover.” “I know what you mean.  I like to switch things up, too.” (chatting) “Wow, Jan, it’s amazing how much we have in common!  I … Continue reading →

Round 4: Archimedes 2

“Look Rachel!  Our own little house.  Isn’t it just adorable?” … “It’s great to meet you, La Shawn!  It’s so nice to meet another mom in the neighborhood!  Our kids can play together.” “Oh my goodness, Rachel, I can’t believe how fast you’re growing up!” “Just look at you in your new hairdo and pretty … Continue reading →

Round 3: Collywaddles

“Inge, this is my um…new boyfriend, Stephan.  Stephan, this is my aunt Inge.” “Glad to meet you, Stephan.  Lars is right.  You are a cutie!” “Ugh…Inge!” “Thank you for a dream date, Lars.” “Mmm…thank you, Stephan.  G’nite!” “Omigosh, wake up, Inge!  The baby’s coming!  NOW!” “Oh you precious thing.  I’m going to call you…Sandra Anne.” “What?  … Continue reading →

Round 3: Bangkoks

“I’m glad we all got into private school, but without college, I’ll never have the career in business that I want.  And it’s not just about me.  I want to give Lena and Katherina a good life.  I can’t believe it’s Katherina’s birthday tomorrow.” “I’m so glad you could come over, Martha!  I’ve been wanting … Continue reading →

Round 3: Archimedes

“Wow!  We just tried once (autonomously) our first morning as a married couple and look, I’m going to have a baby!  I can’t wait to tell Peter!” “I’m so proud I’ve learned Physiology.  That should keep me around for a long time so I can give my girls any help they need as their raise … Continue reading →

Round 2: Collywaddles

“Oh wow…I think this it!  The start of the family I’ve always wanted!  I…need to lie down.  Ugh.” “La Shawn, babe, I got that promotion.  Quit that crap fastfood job and go after your dream!” “Oh, Inge, I love you so much!  I’ve always wanted to be a hero in law enforcement!” “Whoa, a promotion and a … Continue reading →

Round 2: Bangkoks

“I like spending time with you, Katarina.  I’ll get to my homework later.  I’m so proud of you for doing so well in school!” “Lena, it’s fun to play with you now that you’re growing up.  And you’re doing great in school, too!  Now that you’re potty trained maybe I can do a little homework, … Continue reading →

Round 2: Archimedes

Dad, can you pay attention to me for one second?  It’s the same as always, you trying to charm some woman when I need you.  My Lifetime Want is to be at the top of the education career and I just lost my job for turning in a dirty teacher! “Dad, can I talk to … Continue reading →